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streetsmarts:

Shit Chicagoans Say

“40 degrees is not cold”
“It will always be the Sears Tower”
“I wish I had brick in my apartment”
“The bus tracker said 5 minutes 8 minutes ago”
“Scariest cab ride ever” 

I wish I wasn’t guilty of all these sayings, but I am. 

Not the funniest one I’ve seen, but it is 99% accurate.  I have said ALL OF THESE THINGS and more!

  1. caviarforelephants reblogged this from streetsmarts and added:
    funniest one I’ve seen,...it is 99% accurate....have said...
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    You knew it was coming. “This beer...as good as Michael Jordan.”
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